handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.

by hesterprynne221 December 7, 2011

hadith

A term used to describe the supposed teachings, sayings, and traditions of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. These are embraced by the majority of the Muslim population without recognizing that these teachings go against the base teachings of Islam and also tend to make the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad, look, depending on what side you're on, like a horrible, murderous dictator that had no problem drinking camel piss or killing the infidels usually indicating Jews or Christians. Hadith is supposedly a supplement to the Quran.

After further study, I realized that the Hadith is a grouping of lies invinted by shady men who lived centuries after Muhammad and that they go against the basic teachings of Islam and the belief that the Qur'an is perfect and needs no explanation.

by Malcolm OSX April 21, 2006

handicat

a very "special" breed of cat

boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.

by Enragedwalrus April 2, 2011

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

Hadding

The past present tense of the word 'had'. This term is used to describe something you are currently doing in the past.

I am currently hadding that which is to be had.

by ConfusingBoat January 22, 2011

hadilee

Hadilee is the best person she will care and love you she will understand you just talk to her and she will talk to you kiss her until you can’t hold her until you can’t because when she’s gone you will miss her she is the perfect girlfriend and has a great personality she loves you and she’s a great friend

Hadilee walked down the street

by Harryiet May 30, 2018

Hadiiv

Hadiiv is the god of clout and the bringer of light to the kingdom of period 2 he is all mighty and his light and bright. So bright he needs to wear his clout goggles 2.0 to protect his eyes. He is also cooler than normal Hadiv. Hadiiv will yank dat bitch weeve. He is the coolest man in the multiverse.

"Hadiiv HIT the lights."

"Bless me with your clout all moghty Hadiiv"

by Big dick Jairus boi October 1, 2018