Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment

Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory

by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008

Hanger

to deal off the bottom off the deck for another player in a card game. most commonly poker. A simple and descrete way to cheat. to pull a hanger you must suffle untill you find a card that is high in value and leave it on the bottom of the deck and keep shuffling untill there is two in a row... for example two aces... in the process of dealing you deal normally with your thumb off the top of the deck to all players except your partner in the hoax when arriving on your partners turn to recieve a card you use your index and middle fingers to deal the card off the bottom. this is extremly easy to get away with if executed to prefection....

as seen in the movie rounders...

last night at that cash game i caught two motherfuckers pulling hangers for eachother. we had to whoop their asses

by shock103 May 2, 2008

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Handler

The designated thrower in ultimate

the handler hucked the frisbee. Disappointed that the cutter couldn't get there in time, he yelled, "LAY OUT!!!"

by yeil June 2, 2008