pussy hammer

Another name for your man junk.

BOOYAA!!! That bitch got nailed by the PUSSY HAMMER!

by Tunt June 21, 2006

Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.

by Daddy_Mac November 10, 2009

Yam Hammer

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.

Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.

by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009

hammer of thor'd

Wound sustained while extremely drunk. Refers to Thor who hits you with his hammer when youre not looking.

dem bitches was hammer of thor'd.

by peterbrendanaaronevan May 20, 2007

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

Hammer Drop

A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.

I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!

Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!

by Francois1980 March 1, 2009

Watersnake and Hammer

When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.

It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!

by <EMP>TiNy March 22, 2008