ham arms

When a person's arms are so fat it looks like there are hams hanging off of them. Usually a female.

Hey BP...that chick has ham arms.

by R F May 31, 2006

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

ham doctor

The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'

I totally ham doctored Rick Satorum's name!

by m effin dumby July 22, 2009

Fan-Ham

When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

Fan-Ham

by thinkev November 23, 2009

Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

sucking ham

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

by ohohooho August 18, 2010