grumpa

A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.

Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.

by Downvoting Victim January 11, 2006

Grump

Cole Sprouse

Person 1: Cole is a grump

by imsofab October 23, 2012

Grumfuffle

1. the fuzz and dirt that collects in ones navel.
2. Belly button lint.

During omphaloskepsis, i found some grumfuffle.

Don't forget to clean the grumfuffle out of your gut!

by shubbs September 2, 2008

Grumlie

Noun: Name for a mischievious sockmonster living in feral abandon on the west coast of Canada. He was born in Montreal, Quebec, and christened with beer. Known to a wide range of fans, known as the Grumerians.

Verb: a type of dance involving a lot of vigorous lower body action and wild swinging of elongated arms.

1. What would Grumlie do? (Asked when confronted with a potentially boring or stressful situation)

2. To dance the Grumlie.

3. Wow, he was doing the Grumlie and she was all over him like a magnet to iron filings, or a mouth to manly tea!

by Grumlie August 3, 2011

Grumbletonians

People who are angry or unhappy with their government.

%60 of americans are grumbletonians

by RetzepTayyipErduvan June 26, 2018

grumer

grumers pimp boomers or zoomers, depending on the age of the trick.

He's the top earner, fone phreaker or pone tweaker, they all pay gomer the grumer. He covers as a driver for gUBER so he's on 24/7.

by theroil2l January 12, 2020

grumble cakes

A metaphorical something you eat when you are really grumpy/cranky.

What are you having for supper tonight?
Hmmmph. Grumble cakes.

by ha wednesday May 2, 2004