Greg

Walrus.

He's such a walrus! Look at Greg go!

by chickachickaslimshady November 6, 2012

Old Greg

A scaly man-fish with a mangina!

"Do you love me? Could you ever love me?"

Man: "Where are we?"
Old Greg: "Old Greg's place."

by JellehBellehBebe March 31, 2009

Greeks

Greeks, how could I define this? I won't repeat what many other definitions have said, like "Greeks invented everything" or "Are opposites to Turks." Indeed, they have invented great bases for the world to evolve on, such as philosophy or democracy - but I assure you, that is not everything. And it would be great the Greek's mentality could move on and get over the problems with Turkey. We Greeks tend to be welcoming, caring and know how to partaaay. Like every civilization, there are issues, such as our aggressive attitude. Yes yes, our economy may be fucked up right now, but that doesn't give anyone the right to critisize the people and the country itself. The government is to blame. OPA!

I can't say Greeks are the best people in the world, but I can say that I love them, truely.

by abbaqueen March 24, 2011

Greg

A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.

I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him!

by ladysarah1784 February 9, 2010

Greek Smuggler

When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.

After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.

by D C. and E C. December 17, 2009

greek people

people who are Greek and are too proud of their culture and think they are better than all non-Greek people. they are usually very loud and will shove spanakopita in your face. will probably talk about them being Greek to anyone who will listen

Greek people

by Greek people rule January 25, 2019

Greek Hayfever

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.

Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!

by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007