grasponga

breast, boob, tit, mamory

Check out her graspongas...

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Grampaw

An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.

How does that grampaw think he can score that chick?

by MichelleA February 19, 2009

grampsing

verb: to act like a Grampa

"That guy was driving 30 in a 50. He was totally grampsing it."

by Nick Sorensen January 2, 2009

grasping at straws

(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse

He especially liked grasping at straws.

by chitty-chitty-bang-bang October 10, 2005

Gramps

To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.

"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette...please?"

by tacobellgrindage January 17, 2008

glasp

When someone try's to fit in with everyone else/ is also dramatic

I swear man, that girl is so glasp look at her with those other girls!

by Blahbluebaby321 February 25, 2017

GASP

Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.

John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)

Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.

Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.

by Bogus24 November 15, 2017