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grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
grape smugglers by elektronen August 31, 2011

grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.
Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

Grape Dick 

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have
Grape Dick by snakecage September 19, 2012

Grape Soda 

A fizzy beverage that is Grape Flavored
Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Grape Soda
Grape Soda by TollyAG May 7, 2020

grape shit 

The effects of drinking too much grape juice. Your shit turns green.
I drank too much grape juice and now my poop is green. It's grape shit.
grape shit by Boston BAUER October 21, 2008

Grape Anal 

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.
Grape Anal by Fireclysm November 21, 2016