Goontruck

Goontruck(slang)(n): A lazy, unempathetic, and overall dazed being.
Goontruck(slang): The action of using a worn down truck for activities(the truck also being called "The Goontruck") such as fighting, storage, or meetups.

(n): Your such a Goontruck Tom!
(v): Yo Adam, The Goontruck is down the block, wanna come?

by Skimilacious October 2, 2024

gornfickle

A level of Gooning subpar to Fjordglimping but still utilized by international special forces battalions in order to lock in while under stress

"Yo. Have you done the gornfickle? You got a hundred on that test"
"Yeah bro. The pages are going to be impossible to pull apart."

by Juggenstein December 10, 2024

Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

goonturd

Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.

Jenna: “ugh Jason you are such a goonturd”
Jason: “yeah but your mom is an even bigger goonturd”

by Goontard69 December 30, 2024

Goontrix

When you leave your Morning VR goggles on too long and goon out to the point you forget reality and only live to goon.

My friend Tony got VR goggles a month ago and we haven't seen him since, I think he is stuck in the Goontrix.

by Wizard of Goon January 14, 2025

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontastic

An expression used to show admiration for a 'gooner' and and action he has done.

- I edged through five whole spongebob seasons
- Goontastic!

by 2018 feeling January 23, 2025