Goosejanks 

A feeling that comes over your body when tickled or touched in a certain way. The hair on your arms or legs will stand up and little bumps form.

Man: Hey doll face come over here and give me some sugar!

Hooker: Wow, when you call me that it gives me goosejanks!

Goosejanks by Anurdnrva December 29, 2016

Goose Butter 

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

Goose Butter by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Goose Butter 

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.

Goose Butter by Saf-One March 7, 2017

Goose Papoose 

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.

HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.

Goose Papoose by A Night in Wisconsin June 22, 2018

goobedybaba 

Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.

Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)

goobedybaba by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019

Goose Wayne 

Flea market version of Batman

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?

Goose Wayne by Disportum December 3, 2019

Goobed 

Term invented to describe the state of being extremely high on the devils lettuce

bro i was fucking goobed last night

Goobed by rodentslayer April 27, 2020