Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

racoon goggles

after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes

After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.

by Arneba28 May 14, 2006

Cum Goggles

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

persian goggles

a dude puts his balls over a girls eyes, while she gives him a rim job

i gave a persian goggles last night

by carolinesucksdick October 15, 2010

babboon goggles

A male lays a female down on her back with her head laying over the edge of the bed. She takes his penis into her mouth. When his scrotum sac covers her eyes, she has: baboon goggles.

"I was over at Tommy's house lats night, and he totally gave me babboon goggles."

by Mr.TheReal September 9, 2006

terrorist goggles

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth

the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles

by masterbrad August 15, 2010