a fun drinking game that can have a various set of rules. The goal is to attempt to drink at 18 "holes" (bars, not necessarily 18 different ones, the same bars can be visited mutiple times to satisfy this rule). Similar to the rules in regular golf, players receive points depending on the type of drinks they consume; liquor receives the least amount of points, then beer, etc. The player with the least amount of points wins the game!
You pansy! You drank water during a round of bar golf! You automatically get 10 penalty points for that!
Anyone up for a game of beer golf? First two holes on me!
Anyone up for a game of beer golf? First two holes on me!
by Christine B. March 12, 2011
Get the Beer Golf mug.A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009
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Get the you play golf mug.A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
Get the golf mug.An individual with dark skin. A black person.
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Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
Get the golfer mug.A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
by nastynnas September 10, 2009
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