yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

The glasses trend

It’s a trend on Instagram and all you gotta do is go on gif and put “glasses”, then you find any glasses and you will look poopin🤠😍!

WOWWW THAT GIRL DO THE GLASSES TREND?!?!

by Ali;) January 9, 2019

Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019

mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

colored glasses

the way which police say they don’t see people

pdo you see how he didn’t even pull out his gun on that white man threatening him?

yeah, but he’ll tackle a black man. he must have colored glasses.

yeah, he’s ignorant to think he doesn’t.

by christabelleepps December 11, 2020

:sun_glasses:

a funny joke that was started by a funny youtuber named Jayingee.

im a pro at this obby :sun_glasses:

by Sans_and_ashton March 23, 2021

listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021