2D Glasses

When you go to a cinema to see a 3D film, then take out the lenses of the glasses you were given to make just plastic glasses with no lenses and no purpose. Wear them to look like a dork.

Girl 1: Hey what kind of glasses are those?
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.

by xAmyBlackx October 14, 2009

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

Black Glasses Incorporated

A company that reviews video games, and makes video game hacks. It is currently owned by Tharthan.

"Black Glasses Incorporated" is the one

by Tharthandorf Aquanashi August 23, 2009

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Glarses Syndrome

Ones belief that the mx brown or clones of browns are bad only cause popular keyboard youtuber glarses does not like them. And instead of actually trying them yourself and seeing if you prefer it or not, you take glarses' word.

Yeah I actually tried MX Browns today and have figured out they are on of my favorite switches in both feel and sound, I can't believe I had Glarses Syndrome. I'm glad I found out my preference instead of taking his opinion as mine.

by YellowNotThe July 11, 2021