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glabe

A verb that refers to the act in which two grown men do nothing but rub there chest hair together, without making any skin contact. Generally, pants are worn by all parties.
Friend 1: Dude, were those guys glabing?
Friend 2: Yeah, that was a little weird...
Friend 1: A little hot...
Friend 2: Yeah, but a little weird.
Friend 1: Maybe we should glabe sometime...
Friend 2: Uhhhh, I gotta grow some chest hair first...
Friend 1: Cool.
by TheCole December 28, 2007
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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
by Andrew November 6, 2004
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Glaphensnarp

The action of acquiring a bird feather for pricking one's finger in order to sign in blood.
The petshop hardly satisfied, as the canaries were not aggressive enough, the parakeets rediculous both in name and appearance, and the solitary owl, though macabre, not imbued with the loyalty necessary in the feather of glaphensnarpification
by Anaeekers June 8, 2010
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Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
by themanginger August 3, 2014
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chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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Hot Glaze

The act of gathering a collection of your own semen in a container over several months, heating up the gathered semen in either the microwave or on the stove, and then pouring the hot semen over you partner in bed.
"Dude your Mom loved that hot glaze I gave her last night."
"I ain't fucking that girl, I heard she got a got glaze from Jamie."
by HotGlazethemasses December 18, 2011
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glah

An expression of digust or sadness. The successful melding of "blah" and "gah" into one new word, covering the definitions of both.
Person 1: Dude...I saw your grade over the teacher's shoulder. You're flunking.

Person 2: Glah! Why does everything happen to me?
by BlackxxJapan April 27, 2006
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