Gabe

A hot man with shredded abs and giant biceps. He gets tons of ladies and can steal anyone’s girl. He makes even the straightest men turn gay, but is straighter than an arrow. He got an amazing sense of humor. He can turn the worst day into the best. He makes shaggy seem weak(not actually shaggy never seems weak but he’s close to shaggy’s amount of power). It is impossible to not love and adore him. He’s everyone’s hero. He’s an all around superstar. He’s extremely athletic but also very smart and witty and clever. He’s can be the kindest sweetest person, but when he’s angry he will end your life within seconds by just three words.( also chuck norris’ hero)

Wow I wish I was half as cool as Gabe.

by 2cool4school42069 February 22, 2019

gaben

this dude is a business legend he owns a diner and a megacorporation he even managed to crush Mario and Luigi in the waiter by smg4

yo gaben is so beast

by 24 karat savage May 7, 2019

Gabe

Gabe is probably the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. He will stay up really late just to talk to you. He’s tall and really into sports like basketball. Gabe is really sweet. He may seem a little shy at first but once you get to know him, he’s literally the best. Never underestimate a Gabe. Gabe will stick up for you and always be there for you no matter what. He puts a lot of love and care into his relationships with people. When you lose a Gabe, nothing will be the same. Losing a Gabe is like losing half ur heart. Gabe is really loyal, honest, kind and very trustworthy. He’ll never leave you on read and will do anything to talk to just you.

“Gabe guess what?”

“Basketball”

by A.nonymous February 20, 2020

gabeej

noun: How a Russian woman may pronounce 'garbage'.

Russian woman: 'Where eez da gabeej man today? Oh! dare he eez!'

by porkchopwinterolympics September 21, 2005

Gabe

A kid who loves Roblox and haves a ton of robux money can get any girl with a snap of his finger. he is the smartest man alive and the sexiest man alive

hey look it's Gabe

by slayboy69swagger August 2, 2017

Gabe time

Someone who is usually late or never shows up when he makes previous plans with friends

We waited up for you last night but we remembered that you were on gabe time so we figured you wouldn't come

by Ryan Atwood6789 July 5, 2010

GLAB

Internet-speak for: Gigglin' Like A Bitch

GenericSN: Wait, so YOU stole my pants and chopped off my wang? GLAB!!

by Cadpig December 21, 2003