Gareth

He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.

Gosh did u see that chicken dance Gareth just performed wasn’t that hilarious

by Sussex rat November 2, 2019

mr. garrett

A bitch ass teacher who thinks he is god.... ...he is an immature little bitch

Omar:Mr. Garrett is such a THOT

by assdragon123 December 18, 2013

Garrett

Garrett is a faggot who doesn't know anything and is a fucking loser. He cant last longer than 3 months. He seems very interested in other guys dicks which makes you question his sexuality. All in all, he just needs to kill himself.

"Nobody likes you Garrett, take a fucking hint faggot!"

by Fastcars299 November 8, 2018

Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010

A Garret

An Adjective that describes a person that is lazy, who is very polite, and usually doesn't get out very much.They excessively use "Thats What She Said Jokes" and is very awkward in public.

Lenny: Man, I don't want to go out today.
Frank: Dude! Your acting like A Garret!
Lenny: Thats not cool man!

by Vespers December 16, 2008

Garrett

Ugly fat hoe

Damn it garrett

by Jokes by Jokes November 17, 2016

Garrett

A weird awkward boy that doesn’t know what to do with his life

Garrett: hi Im in 8th grade and I got dumped.

by DYCE FOREVER May 30, 2018