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fucktard piss-faggoting 

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"

Google Fucktard 

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"

fucktard 

a combination of the words fucking and retard
a fucktard is basically a stupid person who is mentally challenged, conversationally challened, technologically challened etc. they lack the ability to speak properly, comment sensibly, get dressed without help etc

some examples of well known fucktards are here
George bush
Madonna
Tony Blair
Eminem
50 cent
fucktard by tara05 January 1, 2006

Fuktardian 

For example Fabian makes an Olympic sport out of being a fuktard he is a fuktardian
Fuktardian by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021

fucktardnation 

check out that group of besties, they created a fucktardnation!

Fucktardia 

Always with capital letter. Country where fucktards/fucktardians live.
How did you know that I am fucktard? Yes, I live in Fucktardia.
Fucktardia by azimoert December 28, 2015