Fooler

a shirt that gives the appearance of another shirt underneath it, while remaining 1 layer

Purple: “how many shirts....are you wearing right now??”
Blue: “everyone keeps asking me that! just 2..my top layer is a fooler
Yellow: “well, you look like a 3-shirted shithead”
Green: “yeah, total e-boy vibes”

by babypurplenugget420 June 5, 2019

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021

Fickle Fool

Someone that decides to boycott something that has been in existence for over a decade just because someone on facebook tells them too.

Hey mate, did you hear about those fickle fools boycotting woolworths because some facebook page told them too?

I understand woolworths and every other company has had BEE policies for ages but some guy on facebook told me to boycott them so I will be a fickle fool and do just what he said.

I've never shopped at woolies but I'll jump on the boycott bandwagon because I'm a fickle fool.

by James Dean88 September 12, 2012

Snatch Foogle

A verb which means to unexpectedly steal someone's Iphone, somehow unlock it, and mess with the settings, pictures, and other things, while the victim doesn't notice until later.

Ryan: I'm gonna snatch foogle Sarah's Iphone!

Tom: You won't!

Ryan: *Takes her Iphone *
30 minutes later

Sarah: Hey, who took my Iphone?

Ryan :Sorry!
Sarah: Why is there a picture of your crotch as my home screen?
Ryan:XD

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.

Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.

by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016

Choopy Fool

A person who pees on the floor when they are angry.

Look at the mess katarina made, she is such a choopy fool.

by Chalupadog July 26, 2018

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018