flumen

An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.

Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.

by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008

Flum

A derrogatory term, not too vulgar, not too mild.

John is a flum for not giving me that 5 bucks he owes me.

by Trent February 19, 2004

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005

Flum

Another definition of cool.

That shirt is fucking flum.

by Christopher Mcjune September 29, 2006

Flimph

n. One who sucks farts out of seat cushions

Don is such a flimph, as soon as this bus stops and that guy sitting over there gets up, Don will go over there and suck any farts out of that seat cushion.

by TantraRabbit November 29, 2005

Flomp

This is a term that describes when someone does not have control over their bodily movements, such as a caveman,and flops around aimlessly and out of control.

1. Pierre flomped down so hard on the chair that he broke the legs smooth off.
2. When Luke walks his sandals change from flip flops to "Flomp Flomps"

by DP from The 3 February 8, 2009

flumpish

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.

as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.

by Shaun, julia, Kissten, Chelsea, Keri, Kia, Kyle. January 25, 2008