Mel fletcher

A person with a really fat ass and Also has two kids

Damn that Mel fletcher has a fat ass and two kids

by Niggafagot January 18, 2018

fleet week

A sexual act committed with sailors not native to the port where said act occurred.

Gregory totally got fleet weeked after a few Singapore slings last Thursday.

by Giant fucking tiger November 5, 2008

fletcher

the act of putting a small rodent (usualy a hamster) in ones ass hole sing a plastic tube, or other body cavity not including the mouth

wow that chick got a pretty nasty fletcher

by adam shinobe November 28, 2005

flaptap

female teabagging

"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"

by Smims April 18, 2012

Fleetwerk

To give one's self a fleet enema, then proceed to twerk while excreting a loose, fluid bowel movement.

The stripper is willing to fleetwerk to Miley Cyrus music for cash.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse September 11, 2013

Fletcher

fletcher is most likely the most amazing guy you’ve ever met. he has silky brown hair and will squeeze ur neck the best you’ve ever felt it before ;) as soon as you stare deeply into his light brown eyes you’ll fall right in love with him. he doesn’t break hearts. and if he does he doesn’t mean to. he’s very sexual but still keeps his cool. he has some nice dance moves that’ll make all the girls fly off their feet. his soulmate probably has a name that starts with the letter D. he’s great. :)

Jessica: fletcher is so cute i’m gonna ask him out
Danica: he’ll say no bc me and fletcher are REALLY meant to be. not u. leave.

by hiwelcometochilis6969 July 10, 2018

fleetwood squat

Sexual position; when the woman rides a man, but her knees and feet are out exceptionally wide

My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.

by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018