Flat Brainer

AKA Flat Earther, they belong to the Flat Brain Society. They think the Earth is flat and that some evil dudes made it a globe. You cannot argue with them, they have bogus logic and get very angry when you prove they are wrong.

I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"

(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*

That guy is a flat brainer, he thinks the earth is flat. No power in this world can make him think otherwise.

by ybcuber September 5, 2018

flat jackson

A knee-legnth penis, hanging low to the right, with short pubic hair.

Man, I can't believe that guy has a flat jackson!

by mrbill4 December 2, 2018

Flat Ass

Also known as Jeong Yoon oh or Jung Jaehyun. Someone needs to give him cake cause everyone knows that he doesn't have one. Jaehyun is the king of all Flat Asses.

Heres how you would use it

Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?

Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.

by sochenle April 3, 2021

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom

1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

In a hurry, rushing.

"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

flat and moody

the state of being flat chested and always moody

man chelsey is really flat and moody

by yareyousodamnmoody May 5, 2006

up flat down

term for a type of snowboarding jib that slants upward to a flat part and then slants downward again. exellent for showing off your skills.

"Dude, I totally nailed my backside 540 on that up flat down box."

by boardsport7 January 27, 2008