toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.

suck my toads flagpole

by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023

Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

by Elementary Flagpole August 20, 2024

Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

Devil's Flagpole

An erect penis.

Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.

by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Pulling a Flaco

Showing up to a date 15 to 30 minutes late with a friend at the cheesecake factory. Finding excuses for your actions afterwards. That is pulling a flaco .

Hey do you wanna go on a date with me? No , I'm Pulling a Flaco

by Frangine67 July 11, 2025