Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005

fartknocker

a good pet name for the person you love the most

mariruth is my fartknocker

by redog October 7, 2007

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

farkeldarkel

A word or phrase used both to describe, and evoke the wonder involved with the discovery of some otherwise indescribable substance whilst under the influence of psychoactive, aka mind altering substances. Etymological roots may be in "Fire Sign Theater."

Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"

by BillyRaya January 1, 2008

faeuk

The word you scream when you trip up a staircase and it echos. (FA-EE-OOK)

Today I was walking up the stairwell, when I tripped and screamed, "faeuk!"

by ClumsyGirl April 22, 2009

Faroukmanesh

Northern Iowa Basketball player Ali Faroukmanesh who hit a clutch three-pointer with 30 seconds left to knock number 1 seed Kansas out of the 2010 NCAA Tournament.

The U.S. Faroukmaneshed Hiroshima.

The U.S. Faroukmaneshed Nagasaki.

Northern Iowa Faroukmaneshed KU.

by ChillyD January 6, 2011

FartKnocker

Someone who likes to knock farts

Shut up you bloody "FartKnocker"

by Slipknotbgoid August 13, 2020