The Fanfare

A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.

Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished

The wife wasn't too happy when she got "The Fanfare" but she wasn't the one who leveled up.

by ntnearing July 28, 2011

Fairfax high school

A hell hole were the teachers smoke weed and suck dick for cocaine just like the students. There are many asians and wanna be ghetto black and white punks. there are a lot of fags and goth people. The rules are punished by a guy named seman and a man and/or woman named sue. there are a lot of whores and cum dumpster sluts.

person 1: yo did u get that weed from Fairfax high school?

by who is this 12 August 26, 2009

FAPFAPFAP

A reference to a really hot interwebs chick who doesn't give you l33t pr0n, but you'd still masturbate@her. Often associated with FAP@U.

Me: Man, Jawnty's a prude, but I was all like FAPFAPFAP to her anyway.
Jawnt: omg u r t3t hawtnezz<3!212!

by Finneh October 26, 2007

Fairfax County

The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.

Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!

Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.

by nova hater July 23, 2008

Farage

When you think you smell a fart, but it turns out to be something else or you just imagined it.

I smelled a farage today; it turned out to be someone's b.o.

by jennifaron December 23, 2011

Farad

far·ad   far-uhd, -ad
Yuinese for "Kill you", generally implying a slow and painful death.

Alt. A party involving a midget and at least one donkey

"I will Farad if you don't calm yourself down!"

Alt: "Lets have a Farad tonight!"

by Valentyne October 21, 2012

Farah

Human: I need to sleep
Farah: no that's my bed
Human: please I'm so tired
Farah: Stop begging and die I'm sleepy
Human: ok

Farah

by smashmouthfan122 July 23, 2019