fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Fake Mad 

To pretend something offends you or really bothers you. This could be for attention or because you do not like the person so you want to make the situation worse than it actually is. If someone you liked had said or done it, you probably wouldn't have made a big deal about it.

Cam Newton jokingly told a reporter that he thought it was funny that she was talking about routes because she was a female. Although what Cam Newton said was sexist the outrage was over the top. One could argue that Cam Newton was getting so much backlash because of his strong stance on the protest in the NFL, and people just wanted a reason to attack him. The people "outraged" over Cam Newton's comments are fake mad they are not as angry as they are portraying to be on social media and on the television but because they don't like Cam Newton for whatever reason they're playing up the situation.

Fake Mad by lina_tina45 October 6, 2017

fake betch

a bitch but a fun way to say it

you are a fake betch.

fake betch by fake betch January 22, 2019

fake economic savior 

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.

I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

fake economic savior by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Fake Lion 

A lion is usually portrayed as a strong animal that symbolizes leadership. Being called Fake Lion means that you're a very fake person. Fake Lions usually likes to show off to others how they are the leaders and the ones with power. They tend to be very fake and would downgrade others to make themselves feel better.

Ever heard of the story of a donkey wearing a lion skin? Google that, and you'll understand.

Alex: I hate staying in that group chat, Joey always likes to act like he's above of others...
Manny: Ikr, he's just a fake lion. But just let him live inside his own bubble.

Fake Lion by ublindbro October 12, 2020

Fake polo 

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

Fake polo by cashflow44 November 10, 2014

Fake Email Job 

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.

Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.

Fake Email Job by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021