EvaX

1. Noun.
(Person) That humbly submits a toast to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft 3, so that he may play Defense Of The Ancients.

2. Noun.
(Person) That congratulates Nicholas Alexander, and tells them to enjoy his DOTA, then sips a cum chalice.

I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander, for succesfully managing to pirate Warcraft 3, so that he may play Defense Of The Ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your DOTA. -sips milk- Ahh.

by ItsMeFacu March 29, 2020

eversomystical

Legit god. Don't fuck with eversomystical. He'll hack your ass.

eversomystical will get on yo ass/

by almightyssf October 26, 2020

Everyday Shorty

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty

Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro

by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

Vacation Eve

The last day of work or school before taking extended time off. Usually accompanied by excessive slacking off and attempts to leave early.

"Are you staying late to help out tonight?"

"Hellz no, it's Vacation Eve, baby. Daddy's out by 3 o'clock!"

by TheWhiteDoggy November 24, 2009

Stay Evil

Something I simply must tell you all.

Hey world, stay evil.

by I'm just a freak October 7, 2012

orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.

(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.

by theinstigator January 13, 2014

Wat is this i dont even

A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.

Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even

by ScottDouglas May 23, 2011