Skip to main content

eurosnob

1. A pretentious prick that is born and raised in the United States, but does not support their local Major League Soccer, North American Soccer League, or USL Pro club. Instead, they cheer on a European giant, preferably of the G-14 clubs (i.e. Manchester United, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, etc.) that have little to not connection to. Often, they will refuse to go to their local MLS team's matches and watch their favorite European teams play on TV.

Eurosnobs have sheer ignorance towards MLS because they are under the false impression that anything American soccer is supposedly bad, when really their head is too far up their ass they just talk and act like shit.

2. The same scenario as above, but only applied to Australia's A-League.

3. Any non-European whom claims their favorite soccer team is not their local team.
1. MLS/real soccer fan: Dude, did you see that intense Seattle v. Portland match last night?!

Eurosnob: Hahaha, really? That's the MLS. The MLS sucks. They have stupid names. Sounders? Timbers?! C'mon should be Seattle City or Portland FC.

MLS/real soccer fan: ...seriously? Enjoy glory-hunting, while I have fun cheering on our local team.
by jonnigga October 21, 2011
mugGet the eurosnob mug.

Eudora

Eudora is a wonderful person. She is so beautiful that even Ariana Grande and Cleopatra are green with envy of her beauty. If you ever get the chance to encounter or interact with a Eudora, it is an obvious blessing from God himself. Eudora is EXTREMELY intelligent, and can even spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Eudora has major skill in all subjects. She is also AMAZINGLY talented picture snapper and is too pretty to be a model, because the camera would faint at the sight of her glowing complexion. Guys drool all over themselves, and they are bowing down to her at her feet all day. Her teeth are whiter than Tyler Oakley, and her eyes are as sparkly as Kim Kardashian. Her beautiful jawline could slice the throats of her enemies, however she has none because she is so nice that everyone loves her. Think I'm lying? These are words of wisdom, written by Charles behind this keyboard. Overall, Eudora is simply and well-rounded, beautiful, talented, caring, and generous person.
Guy 1 : who is that sexy girl

Guy 2 : Oh it's Eudora

Guy 1 : I Think I'm in love 😍
by chasso August 15, 2019
mugGet the Eudora mug.
Related Words
Eugene Euphoria Eurotrash euan eunice Europeans euro Europe European Union EU

eUNKNOWN

The error a Radius Server gives when the user is unknown.
Your account is giving eUNKNOWN errors.
by eUNKNOWN.org March 24, 2005
mugGet the eUNKNOWN mug.

Eutrophicate

1. To indirectly cause the destruction of an aquatic community by allowing substantial amounts of fertilising compounds to enter a clean body of water such as a pond or river.

2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.
Man: Fucking hell son, what did I tell you about shitting in the sea? Do you want to eutrophicate it and see all the fishes die?
by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
mugGet the Eutrophicate mug.

euphonabonatones

Slang for a low brass section, usually of a marching band. Named after the euphoniums, trombones and baritones. Characterized as being very obnoxious and rebellious, yet just funny or likable enough to somehow get away with it...usually. Both hated and loved by members of the rest of the band.
Euphonabonatones, assemble!!
"Where are the euphonabonatones?" "I dunno, probably off harrassing the clarinets. They say they're 'bonding'."
While other sections were practicing the opener (like they should), the euphonabonatones were too busy marching in the shape of a dick.
by BrassCole July 15, 2009
mugGet the euphonabonatones mug.

Europenie

An uncircumcised penis. More common in Europe than the United States.
Yeah, Jenny prefers guys with europenies.
by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009
mugGet the Europenie mug.

European Disconnect

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming
American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"
by furiousfunk February 23, 2011
mugGet the European Disconnect mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email