Dirty Equius

A dirty equius is when you have anal sex with a horse, and then when it cums you put an anal plug in, then take it out, making a cum explosion

I can’t wait for Mimi to give me a dirty equius tonight!

by strawberrymilksh4ke September 28, 2021

equipancion

fear of equal spaces

Standing in this dorm room, I'm overcome by equipancion.

by Dropclaw December 29, 2007

equiptonite

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

by pentozali March 25, 2008

Equiption

A word said by a female referring to a males penis during orgasmic sexual intercourse.

I love your equiption.

by Fourtwelve February 10, 2010

equiPOTUScy

The personal quality or state of competency to politically lead a country just as good as the incumbent 'Leader of the American Societal Theatre (LAST).

Hey dude, can you teach the international community how to collectively gain equiPOTUScy in order to face that Falsehood of an American President (FAP)?

by EndgamePuncher September 3, 2017

equipable

capable of being equipped (with)

I may pick the item up and carry it. However, whether I may put it in my hand or not would be distinguished by whether it is equipable.

by JMarich September 1, 2021

Equipenicle

When your penis and testicles are the same size. Can be large or small, but both are equal in size.

The doctor said “oh he’s got a bad case of equipenicle.”

My brother has a chode, but at least his balls are normal size. I suffer from equipenicle.

by RachSmitty June 11, 2022