A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
Get the Emotional Ninjamug. Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.
by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018
Get the Wall emotionsmug. Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
by 88177287 May 7, 2019
Get the emotional ambushmug. An aggressive man-boy who expresses his emotions in an explosive feminine-like rage. Then ends this fit with a pint of Ha-gen das .
by master penny dimes November 22, 2016
Get the bitch emotionmug. A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.
Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.
Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.
Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"
"It's 11:11, make a wish!"
"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"
"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
"It's 11:11, make a wish!"
"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"
"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014
Get the Puss-emotionsmug. by kyrapye August 26, 2019
Get the Emotional fuckmug. Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
Get the Emotional Chickenmug.