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European Sandlemaker

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.
That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.
by Premium Boy July 3, 2010
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Europe

The continent which has more money, technology, and militaristic power than Americans like to think. Think about it, remember Nazi Germany? If -ONE- European country can fight of all of Europe and North America combined for SIX YEARS, imagine what all of Europe can do when unified into one military force?
"OFMGZ USA IS WIN GAINST ALL WORLD COMBINED SUPERPOWEROMG NO CUNTRY IS GOOD AS US WE R HAVE BEST TECHNOLOGIZ,"
"Seeing as how Europe is smarter, richer, has a larger population, has invented the majority of the world's inventions, and has a military just as powerful as North America, no. Oh, and we have more nukes than the entire planet combined."
by EEEEEE August 15, 2007
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The Europe Test

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.
by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009
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european style

When your with a chick fooling around and you cant get it up, you continue the act of love making with a flacid penis.
This can be tough but if need be just use you hand to slap you flacid penis around the vagina area.
When the girl is pissed off that you could not get it up you must use the excuse that this is how they have sex in europe
Girl: What the hell are you doing
Boy: what doesnt that feel good?
Girl: Your not even hard at all
Boy: Of course im not, im doing it european style, i thought it would be kinky to try something different, but clearly im sexually on a different wavelength to you,
Girl: Who told you that was european style sex you have never been to europe
Boy: your fat get out of my bed
by european styler February 5, 2009
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European Party

A European Party is a party that involves a couple of guys jizzing all over someone's house. The person whose house is being jizzed on would probably not know about what is happening.
Joe: Ted, Bill and I had a european party at your house last night, while you were out.

Fred: I hate you. So thats why I found something sticky in my bed.
by its spider freckin man August 1, 2009
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europoopin

what you are if you aren't European.
Marya Schlitnzy is from Russia, so I guess she's Europoopin
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003
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Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE
"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"
by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010
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