Dylan Criscuelo

A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.

Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0

Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

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An Amazing couple

Dylan and Sammy are really cute together

by Dumb a** #1 October 23, 2019

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Dylan Coles are the sexiest humans alive. They get all the chicks. From freshman to seniors and even cougars they get major pussy. If you’re lucky enough to get a Dylan Cole prepare to give the best head of your life. Their TikToks are also really sexy.

freshman: damn that Dylan Cole be lookin sexy
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap

Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks

by kittenbaby2007 November 3, 2019

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Dylan Kelly

the act of robbing the same liquor store more then 2 times

Kyle- Hey i kinda want some booze
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send

by Mike l1terus November 20, 2019

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Dylan Krepcio

Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends

Dylan Krepcio get away from me before I call the cops again

by Kreeeeeeeep December 9, 2019

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