CoD ( Call of Duty)

A videogame made on purpose to keep boys single.
Also known as CoD, Cause of Divorce

Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No sorry I made a bet that i would get 3 gunships tonight on CoD ( Call of Duty)

by SILENT_KILLER654 January 07, 2011

Call of duty PTSD

A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.

John: Hey Tom you look tired today!

Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams

John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter

by helios655 April 23, 2010

Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.

"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."

by Kealyyy February 25, 2010

call of duty itis

Calling in sick to school or work just to play Call of Duty 4.

John said he couldn't come to work today,but we know he just has Call of Duty itis!

by joseph skeet boyd July 11, 2008

Call Of Duty 4

One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.

Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.

Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.

Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?

Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.

Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?

Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!

by Snac P4c November 21, 2007

Call of Duty 2

A great game (at least for PC) that is now finally being replaced by an even greater game, Call of Duty 4. Enjoyed two years of being second in players only to World of Warcraft, and enjoyed great competition for a long time. Will continue to dominate the World War 2 gaming scene for years to come most likely, even though hackers are becoming a huge problem.

I played in a Call of Duty 2 CAL match, and it was as heated and exciting as any sports match.

by Samsclub November 07, 2007

Call of Duty 4

The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?

Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?

Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............

Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!

Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!

by Hady March 12, 2008