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Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
by GroverSMB October 14, 2009
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von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.
by asdf November 22, 2004
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Pennsylvania-Dutch

A bunch of German people that came to Pennsylvania and it's neighboring states, make good food, farmed the land, and in return were accused of being Dutch!
All Amish are Pennsylvania-Dutch, but not all Pennsylvania-Dutch are Amish.
by Me August 16, 2003
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Dutch Kiss

A kiss for everyone.
A kiss for tolerance.
A kiss that can be exchanged at any time, anywhere, between anyone

The kiss that lasts forever.
Sometimes innocent, sometimes naughty… full of lust!

But always from the heart.

This Valentine, let’s spread the Dutch Kiss
If you believe love is a fundamental right for everyone
And every person may choose who they love, without restriction
- The Dutch Kiss between Madonna and Britney was inspiring!
- I just got a Dutch Kiss... from my dog
by Walldorfman January 23, 2014
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Call of Duty 4

The greatest game ever made. Ever.
by doitphaggot December 8, 2007
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Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
by Caderade24 March 1, 2011
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Dutch Wonderland

How about I open my rusty dusty for you to pogo stick in, until my Queen Bee bounces up so hard it knocks me into Dutch Wonderland?
by mr. swearword November 13, 2011
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