Drunken Gnome

A) A Gnome that is Drunk

B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community

C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.

D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes

F) The James Bond of Gnomes

Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!

When i grow up i wanna be just like them.

"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"

May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.

by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014

drunken applesauce

A drinking game reward/or punishment where the contestant puts their fingers inside a female's labia to play around with her moistness like the feeling of applesauce.

Last night I stuck my cock in a dirty martini but at least I won a round of drunken applesauce.

by Rip Colby August 18, 2014

Drunken Frat Reject

When a bro gets drunk, and pisses off his girlfriend. But is unaware that he has pissesd off his girlfriend, and acts like everything is OK between the two.

This drunken frat reject leaned in to kiss his girlfriend, and got rejected. But kept drinking as if it never happened.

by Brett Metters March 14, 2015

drunkeneese

A language you can only speak while extremely intoxicated.

No one could understand Jon at the bar. He had had so much to drink he was speaking drunkeneese.

by Lencodorie September 24, 2016

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.

Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.

by FuLoRi June 24, 2016

Drunkentific

"Scientific" sounding idea brought on during a drunken stupor. Usually not accurate whatsoever.

Dude, your idea to burn Calico Jack in a boiler to achieve 140% efficiency is brilliant! Why don't people make these drunkentific discoveries more often?

by Mikemacx113 December 26, 2016

drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.

He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.

by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017