drift lube

Snow that makes your car go slideways

Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight

by Dashakid June 24, 2016

Drift

The path of a fart rising and falling straight into your line of smelling direction.

The drift on that fart was gnarly.

by Lady420~ July 17, 2016

Drifting

Driving in the best suicidal manner so you die with 2 big balls instead of one like NFL NBA mlb and shit hit me up @sym_derek

Hey wanna start drifting in front of some cops

by 4074496180 October 23, 2019

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 4, 2021

Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.

"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"

by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021

Pulling a "Drift Apart"

When someone keeps repeating a word a lot in the same small period of time.

Originates from: when girls are rejecting you and keep saying they don't want you to drift apart.

Dude 1: He kept pulling a "drift apart" about his football practice
Dude 2: Yea, man! WE GET IT. STOP REPEATING.

by Meedz ElHussiny September 28, 2012