Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

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tidy deck

The state of one's back (or front) deck, when it has been put together under flawless attention to detail. Used to describe one's deck as spotless, or in the image of perfection. It is also commonly used as a standard term of deck cleanliness, and can be used in a derogatory manner when referring to the quality of which other decks fail to meet. tidy deck is also synonymous with dece deck.

(regarding a freshly built tidy deck)
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.

(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)

what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.

by straightmate June 23, 2010

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Upper Decker

When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.

I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!

by Helvis September 16, 2003

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drek

a slovenian word for shit

To je drek. This is shit.

by mama November 11, 2003

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upper - decker

When one takes a shit in the upper portion of the toilet. ( the tank ).

mike was really pissed that the land lord was evicting him. So he left him an upper - decker.

Jim wanted to get back at his best friend Steve for sleeping with his girlfriend, so he left him an upper - decker.

by TNT- DOUG September 27, 2006

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