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smoked a dookie

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."
by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017
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Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.
“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
Damn bro, tf did you eat?”
mugGet the Spooky Dookymug.

Deshauwn Dookie

The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.
Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir
by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 9, 2022
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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
mugGet the Dookie Spoonmug.

Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire
My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
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spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
mugGet the spicy dookiemug.

Dookie lick

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."
by AM1tchell February 24, 2017
mugGet the Dookie lickmug.

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