distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

diostenes

A guy that’s sweet loving and Caring but when you piss him off he’s not afraid to beat you up.

Diostenes is a guy that’s sweet loving and caring but if you piss him off he’s not afraid to punch you right in the mouth

by Diostenes May 3, 2018

Disteria

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

Disthefuckappeared

When someone you’re counting on disappears on you, and makes you very angry.

Have you seen Penelope? No man, she just disthefuckappeared!

by Mr. Quackens June 2, 2018

Disterve

When you have the god damn audacity to have the “nerve” to disturb after repeated warnings.

After repeatedly telling people to leave him alone, Cooper lost his shit and put a sign on his bedroom door that said “This is Cooper’s room, do not DISTERVE.”

by Lifeinthekey April 11, 2020

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020