Dinga

An Australian term for a beautiful veil which rests firmly upon the naked human penis to capture DNA mayonnaise when its ripe for the harvest. Also occasionally referred to as a "franga", "contraceptive sheath", or a "condom" by the less eloquent.

After listening to Beds are Burning (Midnight Oil, 1987) the Love Maestro now uses recyclable grocery bags and rinses his dingas to breathe new life into them.

by thelovemaestro November 14, 2018

Ding Ding

Ding Ding: 1)The penis
2)A very pleasurable hand job.

1)Frank likes his ding ding.
2)Francis gives great ding dings.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

Fuck a luck a ding dong

An expression of surprise or an "OMFG" moment.

HOLY FUCK A LUCK A DING DONG!!!
Well fuck a luck a ding dong....

by LOL MATTS GAY May 6, 2009

chicken ding

single persons choice of culinary treat. Basically an all encompassing definition of microwaveable ready meals. microwave goes 'ding' when ready!!

Some say i cant cook, but i do a mean chicken ding

by DonkeyDickHonkey June 13, 2008

ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

ding

Northern England definition: To offend someone.

"What are you on about, you ding?"

by Chantelle August 7, 2003

ding dong bing bings

Ecstacy tablets. Slang term created at Frizzles.

Hey man, do you have any ding dong bing bings or maybe some mac daddys??

by Knobcheese April 8, 2006