Dipshizzle

Someone Stupid; dumbass cracker.

Tom you're a fucking dipshizzle.

by anonymous2285 June 17, 2009

Dipset

To leave on location and go to another; Means the same as let's bounce

1 This place blows, let's dipset.
2 Bye guys, I'm dipsettin'

by ilovebball September 2, 2010

dipshit

The God given act of packing a fat chaw while taking an explosive shit. When spitting you must lift up the shaft off your meter long king kong dong, and spit inbetween your clappers and the toilet seat.

Hey ill brb i gotta go take a dipshit, i hope i dont spit on my ballsack!

by Weedledick6968 August 3, 2017

dipsy

The green telletubby obviously played by a black man or else he wouldn't be poppin, boody shakin', and having a brown face!

Blac telly

by twintron4 June 3, 2004

dipshit

name for someone who is a stupid asshole or they are just cocky jerks who thnk they know everything.

person1:"can you hand me a pen please"
dipshit:"who me?"
person1:"no the fucking wall...yes you dipshit"

student1:"whats 525/89?"
student2:"you are soo stupid, thats easy!"
student1:"look dipshit i didnt ask you and no one gives a shit if you can do math"

by ooklynnbray allsmay March 8, 2011

Dipset Christmas

To leave with the best. (Usually taking yourself out of a group or event.)
Or simply having to leave.

Jose: What time is it?
Hannah: It's 10:30
Jose: Oh, that means I gotta dipset christmas, peace.

Ben: Sorry girls, I gotta dipset christmas and see my boy John Mobarry.

by J Cuervo Jones December 15, 2010

dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016