dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012

Dickerbopper

A particular person that goes out of his/her way to be alone whenever friends try to get said person to join them in activities that boost camaraderie and qualities of character.

I wanted to chill with my bro, but he was being too much of a dickerbopper.

by John Mclonerpants September 27, 2013

Dictexting

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

by rebelyid October 11, 2014

Dickering

To describe one’s manner to eat ass booty; used nonetheless than the infamous Joel Perez

I love this group chat I don’t get judged by the dickering I say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Jassehmaaka February 6, 2019

Ditter

An all encompassing term for good things

Man, that cabin leader is so ditter

by Wax Wing August 24, 2022

Clever Dickery

to be a clever dick; the hilarity that ensues from being witty as well as silly; the drawing of male genitalia in a unique, insightful, and hilarious manner (see cleverdickery.com)

Bob: So last night I said to John, "Hey John, nobody ordered extra sausage on their pizza, so zip up your pants already!"
Sally: Oh Bob, I love your clever dickery.

by rozyland June 30, 2011

urban dictard

A person who uses urban dictionary to find new things to say, but ends up sounding like a tard.

A contraction of Urban Dictionary + Retard.

See also dictard

Q: Dude, what's up with all that pseudo-slang Coolio keeps spewing?

A: Yeah, dude, he's a total urban dictard.

by burbantard November 16, 2011