Juicy deucee

A fecal deposit that carries the same characteristics as diarrhea with a tendecy to leave your bottom end smeared causing you to use way too much toilet paper.

"I need some pepto, I've been layin juicy deucees all day"-GA

"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA

by redstreak January 19, 2010

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.

Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.

by Spend123 July 20, 2012

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014