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Decksheimer 

Massive German BRUTE that can rip head from shoulders. Most famous for the ass kicking he bestowed on Chuck Norris.
Dechsheimer once was a simple man, before he fell nuclear reactor in Germany. From this grew a massive brute who had untold powers. Chuck Norris once tried to stop Decksheimer but had his ass ripped, chewed, digested, shit-out, and finally put back on. Decksheimer once went to the Virgin Islands, there no long known as the "Virgin" Islands
Decksheimer by InsainDeck December 14, 2010
Related Words

desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
desktoperv by Sarukris January 13, 2011

Deskerations

Bringing items from home to personalize your desk.
Man all of those Hot Wheels make great deskerations.
Deskerations by Scummbagg September 29, 2011

Desk Drums

When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.
Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.

Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!
Desk Drums by Cha0 June 19, 2012

desk booty 

when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.
... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!

I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.

The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!

Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out
desk booty by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013
Inconspicuous desk drink. Really, any kind of alcohol camouflaged in a water bottle/travel mug/canteen, etc. Mixer encouraged, but not required.
It's Monday. I think I need a desktail.
desktail by Deskdrinker November 20, 2013