Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 26, 2023

Deez Nuts

Not Dem Nuts, nor Doze, but Deez.

DM me @this_name_though. we can talk about Deez Nuts

by this_name_though June 12, 2017

Deez Nuts

a type of nut, but you use for a comeback or roast.

Hey! What should I cook for my mom tonight?
Deez Nuts.

by waebynn January 24, 2022

Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

Deez Nuts

Something you suck your mom

"Imagine dragging deez nuts across yo face"

by kaeya.lover October 16, 2021

Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 24, 2021