Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Depression

a feeling of the world turning its back against you. No one to turn to but the bottle of alcohol to your left and the crackpipe to your right. Getting into your car and driving at 100 m/hr with nothing to fear but living another day in misery. Why wont it end. why?

i dont feel like going outside today depression just seems to follow me

by Shundelle April 1, 2008

depression

when all the air is sucked out of your lungs in one moment
and as you try to gasp for air, depression pulls you back under.

"whats depression like"

"It's like drowning, and you're screaming at the people who walk past you, but they don't even realize that you're slowly dying."

"so pretty dark, yeah?"

by - bashful February 8, 2015

depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

by angela larochelle October 12, 2017

Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

by lilkoii May 9, 2018

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.

Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...

by joebobjoebobjoe November 26, 2011