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fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006
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Mother Ducker

A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.
Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!
by KarminAard June 2, 2009
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Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Ducker

Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.
Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?

Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!

(Two Days Later)

Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech

Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!
by Primary April 20, 2009
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docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
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