Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.

0101010001101000011010010111001100100000011010010111001100100000011000010010000001100011011100100111100101110000011101000110100101100011001000000110011001100001011000110110010101100010011011110110111101101011001000000111000001101111011100110111010000101110

Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!

by syndicate001 June 27, 2012

Cryptographik Street Poets

Cryptographik Street Poets is an Underground Rap Group from Shillong comprising of members Prophet Of Esoterical Metaphors P.O.E.M. and Grey Jaw Ripper.

Cryptographik Street Poets latest banger made me want to slice my neighbor up and feed him to my dogs.

by prophetcsp September 23, 2015

CryptedGods

Some kiddie who hacks ROBLOX accounts, whilst taking their money indirectly. Also probably is a gang skid. Responsible for around 60k hacked robux.

You saw that kiddo named CryptedGods? He hacked my account!

by Some Guy you met June 6, 2017

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.

that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

by Satoshi Dopeamoto April 22, 2018

cryptocrastinate

That thing you do when you know you’re supposed o be doing something else.

Another day starts, work and study await ... this is no time to cryptocrastinate.

by Rebecca-JG May 2, 2018

cryptik

A group of young pals, who spend their Freetime playing video games and screaming.

All in all, their behavior is pretty cryptic, hence the name.

-"Have you seen these boys over there?"
-"Yeah, they're a cryptik."

by DjangoUnbrained February 15, 2018