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by crystal'snumber1fan October 8, 2020
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A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.
I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.
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Get the crystal palace mug.A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
by classic mix-up April 25, 2011
Get the Crystal Clear mug.Is a person that is love and caring usually 4”11 brown eyes and hair she gets all the boys but is always loyal and popular but you do not want to try her cuz first she will confront you then beat ya ass she is goofy and beautiful and don’t give a fuck about haters you would want to merry her forever and she’s very girly and stylish and she sexy as hell
by Harla star May 24, 2018
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1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021
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