cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.

by sfdawg December 5, 2010

Cryptovision

Cryptovision is the recently experienced phenomonon of feeling like you are unable to see or make out letters when typing in the webpage verification code images used to complete purchases online. This is also related to cryptovisophobia, which is the fear that you have entered the WRONG verification code and will be forced to re-enter all purchase information resulting in a cryptoloop, or the endless cycle of entering all of your purchase information only to be forced to start over again...and again... and again.

Sorry I missed you all last night, I think I have come down with a case of cryptovision. I am really afraid I may have a full blown case of cryptovisophobia, because I spent 4 hours last night tryig to buy a hat on line and found myself in a cryptoloop.

by Trebleclef44 June 8, 2011

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.

Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.

by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

cryptozoophobia

a fear of cryptidsmonsterssuch as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, or the mothman.

"Docter, the patient claims to have been running from the chupacabra that he assured me was watching him, I think he maqy be insane!"

"Not to to worry, this is a common case of cryptozoophobia."

by Mr.mist October 15, 2012

Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

by NY's finest September 12, 2013

Crypticology

the study of puzzling mysterious elements of a mind or words.

Have you studied your crypticology?

by DpAdEWicKeS October 14, 2016

CryPotato

A small little potato prone to a incureable crying disease hence the name CryPotato, CryPotato is also a gamer of many sorts

GODDAMNIT! i just got killed by that darn CryPotato again!

by El Potato God January 24, 2017